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Your kids will crack themselves up when they find these Free Printable Halloween Lunch Box Jokes in their lunch boxes. There are eight jokes included. You can download either the black and white or color versions of these lunch box jokes.

Q: What do ghosts eat for dessert? A: Ice SCREAM!

Bwahaha...my kids just can't get enough of corny jokes!

I love sticking these in their lunch boxes so they can share them with their classmates at lunch time. I *may* be the cause of sending the cafeteria into "Level 0 Talking" on a regular basis. Download your own set of Halloween lunch box jokes below.

Free Printable Halloween Lunch Box Jokes

No matter what age your kids are, it's always fun to tuck a little surprise into their lunch or backpack that they'll find when they're away from you. Or, if you're reading this in 2020 and the kids are in virtual mode, leave a joke or two on their device or laptop to find before they log in for the day. They love to know you're thinking of them!

I created an additional black and white version of these jokes to save you a bit of ink. Kids truly love both versions and will smile BIG when they spot this in their lunch box. I even sneak them into my teenagers' lunches sometimes...they think I'm *hilarious*.

These work best printed onto white, letter-sized card stock (purchase a pack of white cardstock here on Amazon). I keep my stash of lunch box cards with all of my lunch-making supplies so I don't forget to stick 'em in the boxes. Your kids will think you're the coolest mom ever. 

Halloween Jokes

Below, I have listed out all of the jokes that are included on both the black and white and full color versions of these Halloween Lunch Box Jokes:

• What do you call a witch at the beach? 
• Answer: A SANDWICH
• Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? 
• Answer: HE DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS
• Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? 
• Answer: TO HAVE A SPARE RIB
• What do ghosts eat for dessert? 
• Answer: ICE "SCREAM"
• Knock, Knock; Who's there?; Orange; Orange who?; 
• Orange you glad it's Halloween?
• What kind of street does a vampire live on? 
• Answer: A DEAD END
• Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game? 
• Answer: THEY LOST THEIR BATS
• What kind of pants do ghosts wear? 
• Answer: BOO JEANS

Download Your Halloween Lunch Box Jokes:

• Download the full color version.
• Download the black and white version.
• If you prefer, you can also download both options here on Dropbox, instead.
• Or, these two designs are also available here on Google Drive, as well.

More Halloween Printables

• My large bundle of eight Halloween Watercolor printables is always a big hit this time of the year.
• And this fun and free Halloween Banner Printable is perfect for the season, as well.
• While it's an oldie from 2013, this free printable Halloween Chalkboard printable has always been loved by my readers.
• These free printable Halloween Bottle Labels from How to Nest for Less are cute and spooky!
• And these printable vintage Halloween tags and labels from The Graphics Fairy are really fun.